Sleep-talking?

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THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED.

      --               в я є η η α     says:
*LMFAO HOLY SHIT
*My sister, Shayna, just woke up
*She sat up in her bed and looked at me
*She goes
*"Where's the remote?"
*I'm like.. Uhh, right here, why?
*She's like.. "I need you to write something down for me. Okay?"
*I'm like, Alright what is it?
*So she lays back down, I ask her again what is it for and she started muttering something about the TV
*She's just like "I don't know. Just something"
*She's like
*"I'm going back to sleep, fucking A just write it down"
*Me: What?...
*Her: FOR SCHOOL.
*Me: Why did you need the remote?
*Her: I don't know I just wanted it
*And she went back to sleep

She's one year older than me, too. That was so weird..

Rofl hahaha thats some funny shit.

i kick my wall often when i sleep. ive woken up to a bloody toe before. which is quite random

Usually I'll talk in my sleep and I always wake up with bruises unsure of how I got them.

O.o? my sister once asked if i have a 6 of hearts in the middle of the night and she didnt a thing in the morn. this was like 6 years ago when we had to share a room.

Ahah reminds me of the time we were on a school trip, and my friend's phone rang. It was late at night so he was asleep, and he just sat up like straightaway and answered it without sounding sleepy at all. We thought it was pretty amazing how he was doing that until the person on the other end hung up and he was still talking. Then about a minute later he just fell back to sleep.

My brother sleep sings
And he's tone deaf
And I'm known for rolling off the bed in the night.
I did it once when I was little, screamed, woke everyone up, and was taken to the doctor.
I woke up the next morning with no memory of what had happened

Ha. You know what I do, when I go to sleep?!

Sleep.

No but seriously, I get bruises on my back and shit, and I can never figure out
how I got those mother fuckers, but they are really annoying.

^if there's no clear reason for these bruises, i think you should seriously go see a doctor :l

also apparently i hit things in my sleep.
my friend said that during a sleepover i hit the headboard really hard and it woke her up, but i didn't wake up XD
she refuses to bunk anywhere near me now