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Post by Socks on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:34 pm

Have you ever been HASSLED AND HARASSED while at the mall?

Okay, story tiem.

My and my mom were at the mall earlier today getting clothes for my younger brother & sister for back to school. Well, I decided to go into my favorite store (that happens to be the ONLY FRAKKING PLACE IN MY TOWN THAT CARRIES MY SIZE IN JEANS) and just browse around. I didn't bring any money, so I didn't buy anything. Well, we walk out of the store, and there's this little shop in the middle right? It's this nail shit that nobody actually buys.

This tall guy with slicked back hair, and an ungodly face, walks in front of my mom. He hands her a little cup with lotion in it. I'm just like ".. damn it". I didn't actually say it, I only thought it. I thought it loud, though. Maybe he heard. Anyway, My mom is just like "uhh?" And he grabs her hand and drags her over to the little shop. And then. He opens his mouth.

I swear, the sound that came out of his throat was the equivalent of the sound you hear listening to a semi-truck run over a horse. This AWFULLY FAKE ACCENT, He starts going on and on about this product and how it's from Japan! And how it's going to make your nails SHINE for TWO WEEKS! Ohmigosh so amazing.

By this time, the cup in my hand from Chik-fil-A is about to break. So he starts rubbing something on my moms nail, muttering something about how it's doing to make her nails shiny. You know, she's putting up with it. As where I would be "GET OFF ME YOU SONOVABITCH" and be kicking him in his probably absent balls.

He shoves a box into her hand, the product he just used on one of her nails, and starts going off about how it usually sells for 65$ but he'll give it to us for 45$ and if you buy two you get one three. My mom is just like, "Uhh. No. I already have one, thanks" And she actually does, It just wasn't that current one. And he's like "No no, thees ees ze new one!" And he shoves one into MY hands.

Oh hell naw.

I set it back on the shelf immediately and gave him a look. He smiled to me and said "Oh, you're nice."
SONOVABITCH. I took a step closer and my mom kinda put her hand out in front of me. The cup I was holding? It started cracking. So to keep myself distracted I started drinking the soda that was in it. Chewing on the straw. Well he looked at me and went "Your nails need to be shined, She can use it!"
I turned to him and said "There's nothing wrong with my nails." and then he laughed and sat down at the little chair, and goes "She likes me. I can tell."

I grabbed the little box thing from my moms hand and slammed it down onto the glass, I turned to the ugly-gay-monster and said "We're NOT buying any of this product. THANK YOU" and we walked away. My mom literally had to keep her arm around me to stop me from going back there and cussing him out.
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Post by Xtaci on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:38 pm

Socks wrote: (that happens to be the ONLY FRAKKING PLACE IN MY TOWN THAT CARRIES MY SIZE IN JEANS)

Cause you so fat. Giggle

And he was only trying to be nice/ sell his product. :/
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Post by Burnedmagix on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:38 pm

i lol'd

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Post by Socks on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:39 pm

No, you don't understand. He would not let us go, there was much more to the story than I typed. He WASN'T nice, he was really mean. My mom was just like, "Really, no thank you. I already have this. I can't afford this right now, No thank you." And he would NOT leave us alone, I mean it got downright rude he was giving us an attitude.

And the "She's nice", "She likes me, I can tell" that was not being nice. The sarcasm in his tone of voice almost made me snap. And I'm a generally laid back person.

Also I'm not fat :C My town is just full of old people and horses.
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Post by Atmosphere on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:40 pm

Holy shit. That happened when I was with my friend at the mall. He went over to her and he's like, "HEY! I HAVE THIS NEW PRODUCT ZAT CAN ELIMINATE ALL YOU'RE NAIL PROBLEMS!" Immediately, he grabs her hand and starts walking her over to the stand. Except she didn't just stand there. Right when the guy is taking out the product from his stand, she says, "No thanks. You're gay," and we walked away. C:
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Post by Socks on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:40 pm

LOL. Yeah, if only WE did that. My mom is too nice sometimes.

... Only to other people, she doesn't love me :c


I also forgot to mention, We went up to the customer service desk after we escaped and one of the security guys was there and asked us if it was something he could help with. So we told him what happened and he started nodding, And he was saying like "Yeah, I know him" and "This hasn't been the first time." He apologized for it and everything, but my mom stilled filled out a complaint towards that gay-fakeaccent-monster.
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Post by Locke on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:46 pm

He was basically asking for the worst ass kicking of his life.
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Post by Burnedmagix on Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:59 pm

If he goes to the mall where I go to, I will walk to him, and kick his face, then run off.

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Post by FineAluminumSpoons on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:22 pm

Doesn't it just piss you the fuck off when people do what they're hired to do? Fucking shit.
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Post by Commie on Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:50 pm

damn, that salesman is a pro at his job
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Post by CourtesyFlush on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:39 am

Socks wrote:Big Wall-o Text

Must suck. I would have loved to see that unravel though.

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Post by Ivan on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:30 am

You flipped out on a guy trying to make cash to feed his family? And you call him the sick monster!?
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Post by EagleEraser on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:48 am

I would have incapacitated him and have him in need of hospital by paragraph 5.
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Post by x3AlexSaysRawr on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:09 am

There will always be people like that
I think it's so awesome you stood up for yourself :D
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Post by Xtaci on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:17 am

Ivan wrote:You flipped out on a guy trying to make cash to feed his family? And you call him the sick monster!?

He gets paid no matter what. That's what's called a fixed "salary".
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Post by x3AlexSaysRawr on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:18 am

Xtaci wrote:
Ivan wrote:You flipped out on a guy trying to make cash to feed his family? And you call him the sick monster!?

He gets paid no matter what. That's what's called a fixed "salary".

Lololololol burned
But maybe he needs the commission
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Post by FineAluminumSpoons on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:09 pm

Xtaci wrote:
Ivan wrote:You flipped out on a guy trying to make cash to feed his family? And you call him the sick monster!?

He gets paid no matter what. That's what's called a fixed "salary".
He's a mall cart guy. He probably gets paid by the hour.
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Post by Socks on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:47 pm

Sometimes I get rational and abrasive. It's a flaw.
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Post by Katazynka on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:06 pm

Xtaci wrote:
Socks wrote: (that happens to be the ONLY FRAKKING PLACE IN MY TOWN THAT CARRIES MY SIZE IN JEANS)

Cause you so fat. Giggle

And he was only trying to be nice/ sell his product. :/

lol so i was with my friend at a mall. this mall is like, hardcore asian and even the plaza beside it is hardcore asian.
anyway so we were on the top floor. there is a food court kind of thing there. every single restaurant there is asian. so it's lunch time and we went to this food court to eat.
after we ate and stuff, we walked to the other side of the food court because my friend thought she saw someone she knew.
then we bumped into a guy giving out Subway pamphlets. at the end of a food court. filled with asian stuff.

a Subway.

XD
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Post by Socks on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:09 pm

Asians don't eat subway? .D.
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Post by Ivan on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:39 pm

Actually, most of those vendors in the mall are either self-employed or work on a quantity-sold rate. They are not the equivalent of an actual store since they do not have the resources to afford an actual plot of land nor do they have the resources to pay people based on time.

That is why those people keep bugging you because they NEED you to buy their products. If they were paid on an hourly basis, why the fuck would he care?
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Post by Katazynka on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:42 pm

Socks wrote:Asians don't eat subway? .D.

well i don't, but as far as i'm concerned, asians eat like anything XD

but it's not an asian restaurant, which is the point i'm making XD
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Post by Socks on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:49 pm

Ohh, Right!
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LOL
That makes so much more sense.
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Post by x3AlexSaysRawr on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:04 pm

Ivan wrote:Actually, most of those vendors in the mall are either self-employed or work on a quantity-sold rate. They are not the equivalent of an actual store since they do not have the resources to afford an actual plot of land nor do they have the resources to pay people based on time.

That is why those people keep bugging you because they NEED you to buy their products. If they were paid on an hourly basis, why the fuck would he care?


So your saying they now have the right to harass her and her mom?
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Post by Katazynka on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:07 pm

^i think he's just explaining WHY he was doing that?
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